Home > Local News > GRANITE STATE OF MIND (Jay-Z Parody – The SSP)

GRANITE STATE OF MIND (Jay-Z Parody – The SSP)

Yeah. Yeah, Imma up at Conway Now I’m down in Manchester Next to Adam Sandler But I’ll be woods forever I’m the new Salinger Cuz I could live anywhere But I choose to live here The middle of nowhere I used to shop in Salem Next to Rockingham Park Right there up on 28 Youll find Canobie Lake Park Bring me up to Portsmouth the saloon at State Street Catch me up at Gilleys after closing for some late eats Its not the kangamangus The Kancamagus Its a scenic byway That I like to drive in August Now Im down at Bedford Home of Seth Meyers, yeah Also Sarah Silverman were funny motherfuckas here We like to say whatsup guy, its the way we say hi In February it is good to know a plow guy It is shaped like a key, also where I like to ski Tell by my belt buckle that I most definitely from… NEW HAMPSHIRE LAND WHERE THERES NO INCOME OR SALES TAX THERE S NOTHING MUCH TO DO HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE THESE TREES WHERE LEAF PEEPERS DRIVE TO MAPLE SYRUP IS PRO-DUCED THIS IS NEW HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE Catch me up at Loudon, at the Speedway for the race yo I made the flannel shirt more famous than a scarecrow Dont drink and drive here, listen to what I say even though we put our liquor stores right on the highway You can drive Mount Washington hike up Mount Monadnock in 1787 we invented the alarm clock Concord Coach, Dartmouth Coach, DowneasterAmtrak On Squam Lake, Henry Fonda taught yall how to act Derrys Alan Shepard, first guy in a spaceship Its a pity Christa McCaulliffe didnt make

Advertisements
Categories: Local News Tags: , , , ,
  1. xoxoFelicia94
    January 26, 2011 at 10:38 am

    love it ❀

  2. John4588896
    January 26, 2011 at 11:05 am

    @Myella229 lol

  3. Mvz91
    January 26, 2011 at 11:40 am

    i love his haircut

  4. henrypangilinan03
    January 26, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    i want to see this movie!! going to check out in webmovietube

  5. Myella229
    January 26, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I’m still pissed at the ice storm in 08.

  6. Bhishmazgf
    January 26, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    ( dessert ) beautiful rican girl here doing nasty cam shows, go to my page at Starzexposed….dot…com….. ( independent, facts, but gossip heard dessert )

  7. MrQwert7
    January 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    lol thissss nigggaaa

  8. lolpet12
    January 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    i love this it all right so fun i live her for 9 or 10 years iam in fl know

  9. DonProducci
    January 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Anyone attend SNHU?????

  10. amanneygangstaa
    January 26, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Fuck Jay Z say A Manney Gangsta A Nigga From Rocawear But he Dont Dress Like Rocawear boy What Tha fuck Is That Snitching or what!.

  11. chingyanglee49
    January 26, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Northside manchester owns(: there’s a hobo under the mill bridge XD

  12. allpowrz1
    January 26, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    I can’t wait to live in NEW HAMPSHIREEEEE!

  13. Ubaxgf
    January 26, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    ( cowgirl )……… Yoo, i seen the sextape! they was in a hotel in vegas.. go here: Starzexposed…dot…com……. ( loveable, to deliver cowgirl )

  14. LeveyDyson41
    January 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    DL the audio from this song at tubepull doht cohm.

  15. Joebobfire2
    January 26, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Fail piano at 3:49

  16. cutie43xo
    January 26, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    NEW HAMPSHIRES WHERE ITS AT, NO BETTER PLACE IN THE WHOLE WORLD ❀ THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!

  17. Kaperaxgr
    January 26, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    ( bend-me-over )……… Yoo, i seen the sextape! they was in a hotel in vegas.. go here: Starzexposed…dot…com……. ( exoticness, Suddenly, privately, bend-me-over )

  18. whisperchat
    January 26, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    I so wanna see more of this chick!!

  19. shalalaala
    January 26, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Love this! i’m a Mass native but got family in NH, love both states πŸ™‚

  20. hannahmarie629
    January 26, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    exeter fo liffe ❀

  21. 1413cnv
    January 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    I thought that was very cleaver πŸ˜‰ teheee

  22. Beansteez
    January 26, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    ahaha where it’s a fact i, dont know any hispanics, and one black guy

  23. footblplyr7
    January 26, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    AWW YEAH!!!!!!! GO MERRIMACK COUNTY!

  24. atao13
    January 26, 2011 at 8:41 pm

    603 FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. PatriotsRule98
    January 26, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    Sigh, why the fuck would my parents move from Bedford to va when I was 10. Virginia blows, when I’m done with college I’m moving back. Fuck the other 49 states.

  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: